Funny Pics

I thought these were pretty funny.

Knowing is half the battle. G.I. JOE!

I got 99 Problems…

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared.

Wu Tang Financial

DJ Jazzy Jeff Presents: He’s the King I’m the DJ

Been waiting for this since I saw @djjazyjeff215 tweeting about it. It's finally here y'all! One of the pioneers in the game of Hip Hop and a legend, DJ Jazzy Jeff put together a mixtape dedicated to the King of Pop, Michael Jackson (RIP).

49 Tracks! Get it HERE.
2^nd link

I'm just putting this on my Palm Pre and iPod now, and I can't wait to listen to it!

I Ain’t No Joke!

I was doing some work today when I ran across this magazine. Made for a funny photo op:

Why Joe is no joke. Because I'm the truth.

Falcon Exposes the Family

By now I'm sure most of you have heard about the Heene family and little 6 year old Falcon who supposedly floated away in a balloon. Here's a link to CNN's coverage.

Anyway, the world thought this little 6 year old was in the balloon flying away, out-of-control. When the balloon landed, there was no kid in the balloon. Then we find out he was "hiding in the attic" the entire time.

People were real concerned about the safety of this kid. Everyone watching was terrified for the boy. Being the loving mother she is, my wife even felt like crying for the poor guy. Could it be that it was all just a publicity stunt? Could it be just a selfish attempt at trying to capture another 15 minutes of fame for this former Wife Swap family? As more information comes out, and as the family begins to get more attention, we might be seeing an entirely different event unfolding.

Check it out. Here's the family on with Wolf Blitzer from CNN. When Wolf asks if Little Falcon heard the family calling for him, Falcon says yes. His dad, Richard Heene, asks Falcon why he didn't come out then? Falcon says "you guys said we were doing this for the show..." and then rips a fart (LOL). Richard tries to explain it away but I don't think its too hard to tell what's really going on.

Go Ahead...Have Another Drink.

Here's a perfect example of why some people just should be allowed to get near drugs or alcohol. This jack@$$ is so wasted that he stumbles around a convenience store for about 10 minutes. At one point he falls down and absolutely can not get up.

Check the video:

Eminem Speaks About DJ Hero: Special Renegade Edition Tracks

The full tracklist has been unveiled for the Renegade edition of DJ Hero. Jay-Z and Eminem are both part of the special release, which is due out this month alongside the standard edition of the game. As well as a selection of songs from his back catalogue, the tracklist for Eminem's disc includes a new song called 'Taking My Ball'. It will be premiered on Sirius radio station Shade 45 on Friday (October 16).

"The tracks we put on this disc are mostly overlooked or rarer favourites of mine from all different parts of my career," the rapper told Rolling Stone. "I also put a brand new, unheard song on there so even the biggest fan has something new."

Meanwhile, Jay-Z's disc mixes tracks from the rapper's new album 'The Blueprint 3' and songs from his back catalogue. All editions of the game are released on October 27.

DJ Hero Renegade: Eminem

'Taking My Ball'
'Say Goodbye to Hollywood'
'Soldier'
''The Re-Up (featuring 50 Cent)'
'Rabbit Run'
'Get U Mad'
'Bad Guys Always Die (featuring Dr. Dre)'
'Public Enemy No. 1'
'Say What You Say (featuring Dr. Dre)'
'Lose Yourself'
'Hey Lady (featuring Obie Trice)'
'One Shot 2 Shot (featuring D-12)'

DJ Hero Renegade: Jay-Z

'Ain't No Nigga (featuring Foxy Brown)'
'Where I'm From'
'Hard Knock Life (Ghetto Anthem)'
'Jigga My Nigga (featuring Ruff Ryders)'
'I Just Wanna Love U (Give it 2 Me)'
'Izzo (H.O.V.A.)'
'03′ Bonnie & Clyde (featuring Beyoncé Knowles)'
'Dirt Off Your Shoulder'
'Show Me What You Got'
'Roc Boys (And the Winner Is…)'
'Brooklyn Go Hard (Featuring Santigold)'
'D.O.A. (Death of Auto Tune)'

10 Most Brilliant Products of 2009: Palm Pre

Popular Mechanics releases its 10 Most Brilliant Products of 2009 and the Palm Pre made the list.

"Most breakthrough innovations make their greatest contributions when they become products people can buy. Here, Popular Mechanics awards the top 10 most brilliant gadgets, tools and toys that you can buy in 2009."

Published in the November 2009 issue.

http://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/upgrade/4332407.html

Here's what they had to say about the Pre:

The Palm Pre (which costs $200 with a contract from Sprint) doesn't break ground with any one engineering advance. Instead, it sets a new standard by putting all the best available technologies together. Most cellphones—even high-end ones—excel at some tasks, while utterly ignoring others. The Palm Pre's features read like a gadget geek's wish list: optional inductive charging, a full keyboard, the ability to sync with iTunes—and it can run multiple applications at once. Sometimes more is more. 

Way to go Palm! If you haven't heard me say it yet, I really like my Pre! I'm glad that the phone is getting some of the recognition it deserves. Palm hit it out of the park with WebOS and as time goes on, things just keep getting better, more developer support, which leads to more apps, and more functionality brought to the phone via over the air updates. Oh and just to be fair, the price of a new Pre is $149.99 now, not $200.